Annoying being a guy?

I wake up everymorning with A huge azz B0NER, I know its normal for a guy to wake up in the morning with *Morning Wood* but damn, Ive got a full 8 inches and a half of Stiff & Iron Steel atrice. Now, it would be all fine and dandy, IF I DIDNT HAVE 6 FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE SAME HOUSE VISITING, using the same Bathroom and kitchen, Its soo FUGGing annoying. I wake up and I gotta pee or even during the day I gotta pee or just go to fridgerator n get something to eat and Guess what I cant stand up because if I do, Everybody will see my HUGE azz atrice stiff as steel & I gotta wait like 15 mins for it to die down or more. Anybody else find it annoying being a man and Having sudden unexpected Bone pop up?